AGAIN hi everyone. your wonderful janitor/canteen vendor is back! cheer, c'mon.
now today, since you all like lists, I shall make a list on why canteen vendors and/or janitors rock.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE ROCK.
1. We make delightful fish porridge
2. We yell at people.
3.We like to yell at people
4.We sell world class* food
5.We hate the words:
-ertz
-darling
6.We won the Sustained Achievement award**(but none of the Health Promotion Board ones)
7.We got an A^ for cleanliness.
8. We are proud to be part of GEMS and only be nice to angmohs.
9. We forget to pray before eating.
10. We the citizens of- donCH wach the utensils and crockery afetr use. We simply lick them clean~.

footnotes
* as compared to pig swill.
**Sustained Achievement of being the dirtiest canteen for the past 14 years.
^A for atrocious
~Our saliva keeps you healthy

I would like to announce that our DM has been infected with the Y disease. She will be quarantined under most professional observation.

symptoms of the disease:
- starting to say things like "lame, lah," or " Do I look like I care?"
-gel-ing your hair excessively
- doing drill terribly
-finding your gaze drifting to the BBSS principal.

possible methods of getting disease:
-direct contact with a patient or the person himself.

If you have Yiwei disease, please call 555-CURE-ME

In case of any lawsuits, I, the janitor, cannot post the name of this terrible person.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

-BBSS janitor